Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle... read more
A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that thebar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later thevoice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over."... read more
How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.... read more
What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? They both don't drive tractors.... read more
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."... read more
What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.... read more